What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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