I heard we made out
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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