wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I need to align my fucking chakras
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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