On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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