Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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