OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
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