Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
false alarm. still invincible.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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