Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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