ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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