oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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