So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
the raccoons are back...
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