My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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