Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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