the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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