he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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