If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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