The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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