very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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