i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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