I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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