i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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