you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Randomize
