Three words: puerto rican gang bang
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
We talked him into tasing himself.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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