would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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