scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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