Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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