FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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