Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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