i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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