very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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