So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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