I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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