I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
