Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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