he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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