she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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