i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
