i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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