I look better un-naked...
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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