Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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