Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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