i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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