what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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