I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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