my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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