turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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