Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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