somebody snuck up and got me drunk
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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