its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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