im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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