The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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