just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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