So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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