I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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