i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
the raccoons are back...
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