Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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