Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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