I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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