Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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