Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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