Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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