North Korea, Best Korea!
They should really pass out barf bags in church
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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