I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
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